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Celebrity Deformities: Dan Aykroyd


Daniel Edward "Dan" Aykroyd, CM (born July 1, 1952) is an Academy Award-nominated and Emmy Award-winning Canadian-American comedian, actor, screenwriter, musician, winemaker and ufologist. He was an original cast member of Saturday Night Live, an originator of The Blues Brothers (with John Belushi) and Ghostbusters and has had a long career as a film actor and screenwriter. Aykroyd was born with syndactyly (webbed toes). He was also born with heterochromia (a condition of having two differently colored eyes). His right eye is green and his left eye is brown.


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The Brown Hornet "The Disgusting Professor Scribbler"


The Brown Hornet was a show-within-a-show (or more accurately, a cartoon-within-a-cartoon) on the Filmation animated series Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids from 1979 to approximately 1984. The Brown Hornet was a show that Fat Albert's gang watched on a barely-working television in their clubhouse. The Brown Hornet was a bumbling superhero who always seemed to thwart the evil-doers and teach viewers a valuable lesson in the process. In each opening, The Brown Hornet and his sidekicks Stinger and Tweeterbell the Robot were facing certain doom until the Brown Hornet used his superpowers to save them all. But at the end, the group faced a new threat. The Brown Hornet's name is a play on the name of the live-action hero The Green Hornet. But in character, the Brown Hornet is closer to a parody of Space Ghost - a space-faring, caped superhero. Voice cast: The Brown Hornet - Bill Cosby Stinger - Lou Scheimer Tweeterbell - Erika Scheimer Announcer - Norm Prescott/Lou Scheimer The Brown Hornet Designer - James A Simon From the episode "Handwriting on the Wall".


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Rhonda and the Rhondettes "Saccharin"


Gilda Susan Radner (June 28, 1946 May 20, 1989) was an American comedienne and actress, best known for her five years as part of the original cast of the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live, for which she won an Emmy Award. Radner's death at 42 of ovarian cancer helped increase public awareness of the disease and the need for earlier detection and treatment. Radner gained name recognition as one of the original "Not Ready For Prime Time Players", a member of the freshman group on the first season of Saturday Night Live. She was the first actor cast for the show. Between 1975 and 1980, she created such characters as Roseanne Roseannadanna, an obnoxious woman with wild black hair who would tell stories about the gross habits of celebrities on the show's "Weekend Update" news segment, inspired in name and appearance by Rose Ann Scamardella, a news anchor at WABC-TV in New York City. Other SNL characters included "Baba Wawa," a spoof of Barbara Walters, and Emily Litella, an elderly woman who gave angry and misinformed editorial replies on "Weekend Update" on topics such as "violins on television," the "Eagle Rights Amendment," "presidential erections," and "protecting endangered feces." Once corrected on her misunderstanding, Litella would end her segment with a polite "Never mind." Later on, she would answer Jane Curtin's frustration with a simple "Bitch!" Radner parodied such celebrities as Lucille Ball, Patti Smith, and Olga Korbut in SNL sketches. Radner won an <b>...</b>


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Supernatural - "Nemesis"


Supernatural is an American drama/horror television series starring Jared Padalecki as Sam Winchester and Jensen Ackles as Dean Winchester, brothers who hunt demons and other figures of the paranormal. The song is Nemesis by Shriekback from their 1985 album Oil and Gold. Shriekback are a rock band formed in 1981 in Kentish Town by Barry Andrews, formerly of XTC and League of Gentlemen (keyboards/synthesizers/vocals), and Dave Allen, formerly of the Gang of Four (bass), with Carl Marsh, formerly of Out On Blue Six (guitars/vocals) soon added to the line-up. They were joined by Martyn Barker on drums in 1983.


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Dark Shadows: "Reflections on a Pane"


Barnabas and Roxanne. (I loved this pair.) And, Julia, of course. Music: "Long Road Ahead"; "Last Kiss Goodnight" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons "Attribution 3.0" creativecommons.org Accidentally removed comments: @XOtericate You're right. This is a superb tribute to Barnabas, to Roxanne Drew, and to the daytime series as a whole. I didn't watch every single episode that came on, but I watched enough to appreciate what was going on to some extent. I wonder what would happen if there was a remake being done today? 1958boomergirl 1 day ago 1958boomergirl 1 day ago * A great tribute to one of the tragic loves of Barnabas! I love the music and especially the image at 0:24! XOtericate 1 day ago XOtericate 1 day ago


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The Muppets- The Three Little Pigs


The Muppets version of the classic childrens tale


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Father Guido Sarducci's Slide Show


Don Novello (born January 1, 1943) is an American writer, film director, producer, actor, singer, and comedian. Novello is best known for his work on NBC's Saturday Night Live, from 1977 until 1980, and then 1985 until 1986, often as the character "Father Guido Sarducci". Novello has appeared as "Sarducci" on many television shows since then, including Married... with Children, Blossom, It's Garry Shandling's Show, Unhappily Ever After and Square Pegs.


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The Vandals - "Urban Struggle"


The Vandals are an American rock band established in 1980 in Huntington Beach, California. They have released ten full-length studio albums and two live albums and have toured the world extensively, including performances on the Vans Warped Tour. They are well-known for their use of humor, preferring to use their music as a vehicle for entertainment and sarcasm rather than as a platform for more "serious" issues. They are currently recording for Kung Fu Records. Dudes is a 1987 film directed by Penelope Spheeris.


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The Muppets - The Elves and the Shoemaker


The Muppets version of the classic childrens tale.


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You're in the Super Bowl Charlie Brown Part 1


The Peanuts Gang competes in a punt, pass and kick contest. The winner gets a new bicycle and a trip to the Super Bowl. Meanwhile, Snoopy coaches the Birds football team (made up of a bunch of Woodstock-like birds) to the AFL (Animal Football League) Super Bowl.


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You're in the Super Bowl Charlie Brown Part 2


The Peanuts Gang competes in a punt, pass and kick contest. The winner gets a new bicycle and a trip to the Super Bowl. Meanwhile, Snoopy coaches the Birds football team (made up of a bunch of Woodstock-like birds) to the AFL (Animal Football League) Super Bowl.


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Moby Dick Part 1


Step aboard the great whaling ship Pequod and sail the seven seas with Captain Ahab and his daring crew as they search for the legendary white whale Moby Dick! All the excitement and high seas adventure of Herman Melville's classic story are captured in this faithful adaptation, told in full color animation. Producer: Walter J. Hucker Director: Richard Slapzynski Script: Alex Buzo Music Richard Bowden & John Sangster Voices: Alastair Duncan, Bevan Wilson, Ron Haddrick, Max Osbiston, Barbara Frawley, and Peter Corbett


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Basic Football Part 1


Burt Reynolds teaches us the basics of the game


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Moby Dick Part 2


Step aboard the great whaling ship Pequod and sail the seven seas with Captain Ahab and his daring crew as they search for the legendary white whale Moby Dick! All the excitement and high seas adventure of Herman Melville's classic story are captured in this faithful adaptation, told in full color animation. Producer: Walter J. Hucker Director: Richard Slapzynski Script: Alex Buzo Music Richard Bowden & John Sangster Voices: Alastair Duncan, Bevan Wilson, Ron Haddrick, Max Osbiston, Barbara Frawley, and Peter Corbett


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The Muppets - The Boy who cried Wolf


The Muppets version of the classic tale.


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The Fleshtones - "I was a Teenage Zombie"


The Fleshtones are an American garage rock band from Queens, New York formed in 1976. The Fleshtones recorded the title track to the 1987 camp-horror film I Was a Teenage Zombie that same year. Here's the link to their web site: www.fleshtones.org


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The Muppets - King Midas


The Muppets version of the classic childrens tale.


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Mr Bill's World of Adventure


Mr. Bill goes deep sea diving, hang gliding, mountain climbing, and searches for the mythical Bigfoot!


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Geraldo Rivera Heavy Metal Moms Part 1 (of 3)


This is from an old VHS tape. I don't have the entire show.


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Rankin Bass Swiss Family Robinson Part 1


The Swiss Family Robinson is a novel, written by Swiss pastor Johann David Wyss, was first published in 1812, about a Swiss family who are shipwrecked in the East Indies en route to Port Jackson, Australia. Rankin Bass Productions Vocal Talent: Carl Banas, Len Birman, Bernard Cowan, Peg Dixon, Keith Hampshire, Peggi Loder, Donna Miller, Frank Perry, Henry Ramer, Billie Mae Richards, Alfie Scopp, Paul Soles. Directed and produced By Arthur Rankin, Jr., Jules Bass. Associate Producer: Mary Alice Dwyer. Animated By Mushi Studios. Edited By Irwin Goldress. Editorial Supervision: Vincent Juliano. Music By Maury Laws.


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The Sins of Dorian Gray Part 1


Based on the novel The Picture of Dorian Gray, by Oscar Wilde, this modern adaptation follows the trials of a woman who trades her soul for eternal youthful beauty. However, as the woman's appearance does not change, her video screen test ages and decays.


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The Flesh Eaters - "The Wedding Dice"


The Flesh Eaters are an American punk rock band, which formed in Los Angeles, California, in 1977. Their peak of popularity was in the late '70s and early '80s, and their lineup has comprised members of the Los Angeles bands The Plugz, X, The Blasters and Los Lobos. The band has since reunited and tours the Los Angeles area sporadically.


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Rankin Bass Cartoon: "The Red Baron" Part 1


Prince Heinrich of Weinerburg (a Doberman) has eloped with the Princess Sophie of Pretzelheim. Their monarchial fathers have been enemies, and Sophie's dad demands her return and her fiance's capture and sentencing. His request for "all able-bodied men" prompts the retired Red Baron (a blubbery old Great Dane) to board his old triplane, bringing along his ineffectual assistant Putzi (an inarticulate cat) to rescue the princess.


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Dark Shadows Episode 289 in Spanish Part 1


Episode # 289. Tape Date: 7/16/67. Air Date: 8/3/67. Writer: Malcom Marmorstein. Director: John Sedwick


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InfraMan American Version Part 1


The Super Inframan ( ZhōngGuóChāoRén, translated literally as Chinese Superman) is a Hong Kong tokusatsu-style superhero movie produced by Shaw Brothers Studio in 1975. Based upon the huge success of the Japanese tokusatsu shows, Ultraman and Kamen Rider, in Hong Kong, this film features the same type of "henshin" and monster/robot action and costumed derring-do, coupled with Chinese kung fu action. The following year, Joseph Brenner brought this film to the US, and retitled it simply Infra-Man (or Inframan), upon Ultraman's success on American syndicated television at the time.


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InfraMan American Version Part 2


The Super Inframan ( ZhōngGuóChāoRén, translated literally as Chinese Superman) is a Hong Kong tokusatsu-style superhero movie produced by Shaw Brothers Studio in 1975. Based upon the huge success of the Japanese tokusatsu shows, Ultraman and Kamen Rider, in Hong Kong, this film features the same type of "henshin" and monster/robot action and costumed derring-do, coupled with Chinese kung fu action. The following year, Joseph Brenner brought this film to the US, and retitled it simply Infra-Man (or Inframan), upon Ultraman's success on American syndicated television at the time.


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58 - "Piece of Candy"


58 is an American rock band, a side project involving Nikki Sixx of Mötley Crüe and producer Dave Darling, Sixx's former father-in-law. The band name originates from the fact that both Sixx and Darling were born in 1958. The band also included Steve Gibb (son of Bee Gees's Barry Gibb) on guitar and Bucket Baker on drums. The band described themselves as a mixture of "glam, hip hop, rock, pop, funk and a car crash." They released one album, Diet for a New America, in June 2000 on Americoma and Beyond Records.


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Rankin/Bass Cinderella Part 1


Rankin Bass Productions, Mushi Studios Cartoon Characters: Cinderella, Prince, Stepmother, Stepsisters. Directed By Arthur Rankin Jr., Jules Bass. Produced By Arthur Rankin Jr, Jules Bass, Mary Alice Dwyer. Animated By Mushi Studios. Originally Released on September 17, 1972. Originally Released in Syndication


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Stairway to Light


Director: Sammy Lee Writers: John Nesbitt (story) Rosemary Foster (screenplay) Release Date: November 3, 1945 Awards: Oscar for Best Short Subject, One reel in 1946 Narrated by John Nesbitt This Passing Parade series entry tells the story of Dr. Phillipe Pinel (1745-1826), a French physician. When he was assigned to a government institution for the mentally ill, he was appalled at the conditions he found. People were treated like animals, chained in dark basement cells for decades. Dr. Pinel treated the patients with kindness and understanding. His then-unorthodox methods became the model for treating those with mental illness.


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Ode to Angelique


This is an Official DS video and not my creation. A piano tribute to the First Witch of Dark Shadows.


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Rankin/Bass: "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" Part 1


Festival of Family Classics from Rankin Bass Productions Directed By Arthur Rankin Jr., Jules Bass. Produced By Arthur Rankin Jr, Jules Bass, and Mary Alice Dwyer . Animated By Mushi Studios. First Aired on March 04, 1973.


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Rankin Bass Sleeping Beauty Part 2


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Moby Dick Part 3


Step aboard the great whaling ship Pequod and sail the seven seas with Captain Ahab and his daring crew as they search for the legendary white whale Moby Dick! All the excitement and high seas adventure of Herman Melville's classic story are captured in this faithful adaptation, told in full color animation. Producer: Walter J. Hucker Director: Richard Slapzynski Script: Alex Buzo Music Richard Bowden & John Sangster Voices: Alastair Duncan, Bevan Wilson, Ron Haddrick, Max Osbiston, Barbara Frawley, and Peter Corbett


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InfraMan American Version Part 3


The Super Inframan ( ZhōngGuóChāoRén, translated literally as Chinese Superman) is a Hong Kong tokusatsu-style superhero movie produced by Shaw Brothers Studio in 1975. Based upon the huge success of the Japanese tokusatsu shows, Ultraman and Kamen Rider, in Hong Kong, this film features the same type of "henshin" and monster/robot action and costumed derring-do, coupled with Chinese kung fu action. The following year, Joseph Brenner brought this film to the US, and retitled it simply Infra-Man (or Inframan), upon Ultraman's success on American syndicated television at the time.


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Rankin/ Bass Tom Sawyer Part 1


Rankin Bass Productions, Mushi Studios Cartoon Characters: Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn, Becky Thatcher. Directed By Arthur Rankin, Jr., Jules Bass. Produced By Arthur Rankin, Jr., Jules Bass, Mary Alice Dwyer. Animated By Mushi Studios. Written By Mark Twain. Originally Released on February 25, 1973. Alternate Title: "Mark Twain's Tom Sawyer." Broadcast as part of the "Festival of Family Classics" series.


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Moby Dick Part 4


Step aboard the great whaling ship Pequod and sail the seven seas with Captain Ahab and his daring crew as they search for the legendary white whale Moby Dick! All the excitement and high seas adventure of Herman Melville's classic story are captured in this faithful adaptation, told in full color animation. Producer: Walter J. Hucker Director: Richard Slapzynski Script: Alex Buzo Music Richard Bowden & John Sangster Voices: Alastair Duncan, Bevan Wilson, Ron Haddrick, Max Osbiston, Barbara Frawley, and Peter Corbett


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Wrestling Legends: Road Warrior Hawk


Michael James Hegstrand (September 12, 1957 - October 19, 2003) was an American professional wrestler. He is best remembered as Road Warrior Hawk, one half of the tag team known as the Road Warriors (WCW) or The Legion of Doom (WWF), with Road Warrior Animal.


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Rankin Bass Swiss Family Robinson Part 2


The Swiss Family Robinson is a novel, written by Swiss pastor Johann David Wyss, was first published in 1812, about a Swiss family who are shipwrecked in the East Indies en route to Port Jackson, Australia. Rankin Bass Productions Vocal Talent: Carl Banas, Len Birman, Bernard Cowan, Peg Dixon, Keith Hampshire, Peggi Loder, Donna Miller, Frank Perry, Henry Ramer, Billie Mae Richards, Alfie Scopp, Paul Soles. Directed and produced By Arthur Rankin, Jr., Jules Bass. Associate Producer: Mary Alice Dwyer. Animated By Mushi Studios. Edited By Irwin Goldress. Editorial Supervision: Vincent Juliano. Music By Maury Laws.


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Wrestling Legends: George 'The Animal" Steele


William James Myers (born April 16, 1937), better known by his ring name George "The Animal" Steele is a former American professional wrestler and actor. Steele's career lasted from 1967 until 1989, though he made occasional wrestling appearances into the 1990s and 2000s.


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Geraldo Rivera Heavy Metal Moms Part 2 (of 3)


This is from an old VHS tape. I don't have the entire show.


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When I am Dead


This is an Official DS music video and not my creation. "When I am Dead" is from the album The Original Music from Dark Shadows released in 1969. It is recited by Jonathan Frid who portrayed Barnabas Collins on the daytime gothic soap opera Dark Shadows.


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Fort Jackson Basic Training 2002 Part 1


I found this VHS tape recently from the army post where I went through Basic Training, Fort Jackson, South Carolina. It was interesting to see what had changed, and what had remained the same while I watched.


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Dark Shadows Episode 289 in Spanish Part 2 of 2


Episode # 289. Tape Date: 7/16/67. Air Date: 8/3/67. Writer: Malcom Marmorstein. Director: John Sedwick


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Portraits of Dark Shadows


The music is "Retreat and Descent" from Glenn Danzig's Black Aria cd. I used my new channel as an oppurtunity to revise a video from my old channel before upoading. I used some more and better quality footage to make this new version. (Thanks Jane!) To hear the original song choice for this video click this link: vimeo.com Thanks for watching!


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