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Screeching Weasel - Punkhouse
If you need a place to stay Welcome to the punk house It's a party every day Living in a punk house Stay awhile and sit and smoke a cigarette La la la la Thers's always something happening here when you're in a punk house Cheap food and even cheaper beer Are always in a punk house Jump up and down, dance on the couch Stuff a potato in your mouth La la la Life goes by way too fast To spend it working for somebody else It don't make any sense If you like it here why don't you stay Don't wanna work? Well that's OK Cause no-one else here wants to get a real job Come on down, hang out with us Hang out at a punk house Don't mind all the filth and grime and muck Cause it's just a punk house Spaghetti stains on the walls And creepy insects in the halls We'll have a ball Young and dirt poor and having fun And we're never growing up
Screeching Weasel - Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus
Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries she's got trouble with her tubes if you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find a completely empty room because Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus her uterus is useless her physician has injected fluids in her private parts but she just won't believe that the efforts to eradicate her female trouble will cause her to conceive no simple yeast or bladder infection could compare to the pain that Jeannie's going through this year her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test now Jeannie's operation must commence artificial insemination can't fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Jeannie isn't ovulating even though she took all the proper pills Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay the giant doctor bills
Screeching Weasel- Joanie Loves Johnny
Let's go to Milwaukee Say hi to Mr. C. Fonzi Potsi Richie too Ralph's at Arnold's sniffing glue Joanie loves Johnny Joanie And Johnny kiss Chachi is getting pissed These aren't very happy days Cause nobody's getting laid Joanie loves Johnny Now Jenny Piccolo works at the peepshow Pinkie Tuscadero's stewed Fonzie's all fucked up on 'ludes Joanie loves Johnny Joan and John got tattoos Now they're going to inspiration Point that's where we're all shooting heroin Joanie loves Johnny
