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Manos the Hands of Fate - I Am Torgo.

I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away.
TORGO - World Premiere Music Video: "Take it Easy (Torgo Style)"

www.TorgoLives.com Well I'm walking pretty slow with the legs of a goat I've got seven women on my mind 4 don't wanna hold me 2 just wanna scold me 1 is only 8 or 9 Take it easy, take it easy Don't let the fear of Master's dog drive you crazy Lighten up I'll take your bags, even though I can barely stand I see your hair, here comes my hand And take it easy Well I'm a sleeping in a corner and here comes my owner I slowly get on my feet but he's really sore, and he tells me what for I don't like it when he stares at me Go on Debbie, look for Peppy I'll have your mom as my sweet wife if Master lets me I may lose my hand and then I'll probably never be here again The Master's wives may do me in so take it easy Well I'm walking pretty slow with the legs of a goat got a world of trouble on my mind Lookin' for a lover who won't mind if I touch her, she's so hard to find Take it easy, take it easy Don't let the fear of master's dog drive you crazy Lighten Up while you still can, don't even try to understand, I see your hair, here comes my hand And take it easy
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Hotel Torgo 1/3

The making of "Manos: The Hands of Fate", arguably one of the worst movies ever made, made popular by Mystery Science Theater 3000. Pretty interesting and funny! Please forgive the commercials taken from joost, unavoidable. Hope you enjoy it.
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Torgo: Failed at Bitches

Torgo let's the ladies know who the REAL Master is! Parody of "Manos: The Hands of Fate." Song by Seth Linker. Video by Rob Bradfield.
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Torgo Fondles Mike Nelson

Torgo fondles Mike Nelson at the San Diego Comic Con 2008...and gets some autographs. Mike and his pals, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, are scarred for life! The Master would approve. NEW CHANNEL and web site: www.youtube.com www.torgolives.com This clip is brought to you by Satan's Jockstrap. Don't forget to visit the following websites: www.mst3k.com www.rifftrax.com www.cinematictitanic.com www.mst3kinfo.com "Manos" ........
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TORGO Terrorizes MIKE NELSON and the RIFFTRAX Gang

Torgo Ruins Con, Thousands Angered! NEW CHANNEL and web site: www.youtube.com www.torgolives.com For the BEST comedy money can buy please visit the following websites: www.rifftrax.com www.cinematictitanic.com www.mst3k.com Kind Regards, gcu1 (aka Satan's Jockstrap) "Manos"
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Torgo's Drive-in Episode # 3

Your feature movie is Mission Stardust 1967 Visit Torgo on myspace and add him as a friend: www.myspace.com
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Torgo's Drive-in Episode # 6 Brainiac

Your feature film is the public domain classic "THe BRAINIAC" [1962]. Visit Torgo's Drive-in on myspace and add him as a friend: www.myspace.com
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"Manos" The Hands of Fate - REDUX - part 2

This is my edit of "Manos" The Hands of Fate, a horror film, made in El Paso, Texas on a budget of $19000 during the 60's. What I've done here is shaved off around 20 minutes of "fat", to see if I could turn this masterpiece of the bad into something more "watchable". I tried to give back it's menacing, brooding nature, but could only do so much. Torgo's walk still makes me laugh uncontrollably. Still, let me know if you think this version would've stopped the embarrassed crew tiptoeing out of the films premier. Epic win or fail, your choice... You can find the original version on the internet archive at, www.archive.org Also check out the MST3K version here on youtube, www.youtube.com For more info on this timeless classic look at IMDB, www.imdb.com
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Torgo's Drive-in # 5 The Last Man On Earth 1964

Vincent Price stars in your feature presentation. Visit Torgo's Drive-in on myspace and add him as a friend: www.myspace.com
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"Manos" The Revenge of Torgo Launch Trailer

Download: acidocinza.wordpress.com "MANOS" The Revenge of Torgo is a homebrewn project based on the (in)famous "MANOS" The Hands of Fate cult classic directed by Hal Warren in 1966. After being shown this by a friend I was so awestruck I decided I had to do something. You're looking at it. "Manos" The Revenge of Torgo features a hybrid side-scrolling action style patterned visually after Splatterhouse 3 with elements of all of the games of the original franchise found throughout the stages. - Play as the ultimate cult horror mishmash: Torgo, the satyr, dons the Terror Mask to exact revenge! - Unique Achievement system, the breakthrough Lazy To Fix Dynamic Scoringâ„¢ wherein stumbling on bugs rewards you with points! - Three difficulty levels! - Hidden unlockable bonuses! - Countless spoofs we're hoping you find through your journey on the game! - The Haunting Torgo theme (a LOT of it)! - Customizable control layout, including arrow keys, WASD and rudimentary joypad support (Hush, the Master doesn't approve of such devices)! - Enthusiastic press release with exclamations!
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Glenn Beck's Crazy Wingnut Revolution - With Torgo Music

Glenn Beck goes off on a creepy rant about a revolution in America. I've added the "Torgo Theme" music from the MST3K episode "Manos: The Hands of Fate" in order to give Beck's jittery breakdown some appropriate musical accompaniment.
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Torgo's Drive-In Episode # 2

Your feature movie is The Gorilla 1939 Visit Torgo on myspace and add him as a friend: www.myspace.com
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Torgo-Live at Prytania (part 2 of 5) Ghost of a Gunslinger Pt. 1

Torgo performing "Ghost of a Gunslinger" (part one) live at Cafe Prytania 3/22/10. Part 2 of 5. Farris Antoon- Vocals/Guitar, Martin Antoon- Guitar/Vocals, Chino Rodriguez- Percussion, Pee Wee- Bass, Max A. Welch- Keyboards, Casey Wilkes- Winds/Vocals
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A Personal Message from Torgo

It's time to break out that complimentary crazy bread, folks! When the Master is away, Torgo comes out to play. Only Anakin's undying love for Padme burns hotter than your desire to be fondled by the real Torgo. And the 2009 San Diego Comic-Con will be your ultimate opportunity to achieve this momentous milestone in your life. If you send a private message in the next ten minutes, you'll receive Torgos free, personalized CD wherein the goat-legged satyr croons such beloved classics as California Lady, Shine Your Love, Night Train to Mundo Fine, and Rock and Roll Martian. But you have to PM me in the next ten minutes...I can't do this all day.*** You've been fondled by the REST, now be fondled by the BEST! BETTER than a thousand triple X Vin Diesel bobble heads. BETTER than a thousand "Tits of Fate." MORE frightening than Coily's army of darkness ("No Springs!"). So put down those death sticks, go home to rethink your life, and prepare to meet the REAL Torgo at Comic-Con 2009 (Beware of Torgo imitators!!!). Comic-Con will NEVER be the same again! Zeppelin Rules!!! NEW CHANNEL and web site: www.youtube.com www.torgolives.com For the BEST comedy money can buy please visit the following websites: www.rifftrax.com www.cinematictitanic.com www.mst3k.com Kind Regards, gcu1 (aka Satan's Jockstrap) "Manos" *** This offer has already expired. In fact, it remembered to die and go to Hell...just like Torgo will.
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Torgo's Drive-in Episode # 4

Your feature is the public domain film "Carnival of Souls." Visit Torgo's Drive-in on myspace and add him as a friend: www.myspace.com
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Not Too Distant ☞ Tor & Torgo ☜

This was quite the "hit" on my defunct channel thruout 2008, if you did say so yourselves ! I believe i'm gonna have to make like MGM putting out a movie on DVD and splashing blurbs from Ebert all over the box . . . yup, I'm a' gonna paste in some of the comments it garnered back then ! I'm also gonna commence uploading some items that show that not every darn video I've created is so wildly stuffed with hundreds of audio or visual moments. I can even approach "normal" . . you know !, "normal" for me . . heh-heh
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When Torgo meets Margaret... and Sparks Fly! - Manos: The Hands of Fate

Torgo and Margaret really hit it off! (Now with added footage!)
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Torgo & Rowsdower Present She's Out of Control Second Sample.

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