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Thanking my friend Garganchonimous for the episode of camp lazlo the missing one.
Secret Missing Episode of Ed Edd n Eddy Gone Wrong
This secret missing episode of Ed Edd n Eddy takes a horrible turn for the worse when I come in and tell them to stop! Also, this is not an attempt to rip off bagthatwasswell's (or now, bagthesecond's) Ed Edd n Eddy SME. So don't say that in the comments, because I will delete them. "Song" at the end: Garganchonimous- Ear Bleedage: The Revenge of the Ear Rape Strikes Back Times Two (full MV coming soon!)
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Message to my subscribers
A very important announcement to you, my old fans and subscribers. NOTE: After reviewing the videos which have been saved, several of them, including Timmy And His Internet, The Day 4Kids Went Down, and the entire History Lesson For Nerds series, have been lost. If anyone has these videos, please contact me so that I may be able to re-upload them eventually.
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Spider-Man: The Movie (Trailer)
A trailer found for the piece of shit that fortunately never was... the unfinished Cannon production of a Spider-Man film in the 80s. Thanks to EREZONE69 for originally posting this trailer up along with a bunch of other trailers for Cannon movies that were never made.
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God Lives Underwater - Tortoise
God Lives Underwater - Tortoise From "Empty" American Recordings I know what it takes to normalize To slow me down and cut me down to size I wanna get that feeling To touch the ceiling So send me reeling I wanna know How can I ease my mind Ease my mind Yeah I'm being taken away I'm feeling that I'm finding my way To something that's completely overwhelming me I get tired of most everything I anxiously await the gifts you bring I spend my time thinking And I hate thinking To stop this thinking I want to know How can I pass the time, pass the time
Shin Hyung Won... The first track off of one of her CDs.
A song by a Korean singer named Shin Hyung Won... I found this cd in a thrift store and I'm having trouble with finding information for it. All I've been able to find is that apparently it's a gospel CD released in 1997. Any further assistance in finding information for this would be greatly appreciated. This song is called 견λλ§ν μνμ μ£Όμλ μ΄.
Snog - Old Atlantis
Snog - Old Atlantis From "Third Mall From The Sun" Metropolis Records I've no desire for second helpings I've no interest in capital gain My portfolio was always empty So let's burn it all down again I've no time for the bean counters All of the bureaucrats should be slain That's why I say to you Let's burn it all down again In old Atlantis The fire finally came Toppling their towers And ruining their game Let's see some storms I'd like to see some rain Or better still Let's burn it all down again I've no patience for credit ratings I get no joy from the stock exchange That's why I say, fellow slaves Let's burn it all down again In old Atlantis The fire finally came Toppling their towers And ruining their game Let's see some storms I'd like to see some rain Or better still Let's burn it all down again ...that's right honeychild... you and me... ...together... let's burn it all down... again...
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MC Hammer - Big Man (Family Affair, 1998)
So here's the story. MC Hammer signs with Death Row Records and records an album. One of the songs recorded was a song with 2Pac called Too Late Playa. Then 2Pac gets shot and killed and soon afterwards Hammer leaves the label. The album he recorded never (officially) sees the light of day. He then starts devoting more time to God and in 1998 he releases Family Affair, a 2-disc set of gospel songs that sells very poorly. This song off of Family Affair is called Big Man and is a reworking of Too Late Playa which incorporates religious themes but also changes the subject matter entirely and lacks 2Pac. Enjoy. The picture on screen is the only picture of Family Affair's cover I've seen surface on the internet. If you're one of the fifty people who owns Family Affair, please please please PLEEEAAASSSEEE scan the cover and post it on the Internet. I would highly appreciate it.
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"Benzin" by Rammstein 8-bit version
Made with the same software as "Live and Learn NES 8-Bit Version". All credit goes to Rammstein, the creators of the software, and the creator of the video that introduced the software to me. Lyrics (in German): Ich brauche Zeit Kein Heroin kein Alkohol kein Nikotin Brauch keine Hilfe...
Dressed To Fire, starring Pierre Kirby!
A trailer to an obscure Godfrey Ho film starring obscure action hero Pierre Kirby! One of the unlisted-on-IMDb Pierre Kirby films that the Cinema Snob did not review as part of his Pierre Kirby week. For those of you who haven't seen the Cinema Snob before, follow the link below RIGHT FUCKING NOW: thecinemasnob.com
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4KIDS ROCKS!
An old video I found by a user named 145springs. Obvious troll.
Anti-Friedberg and Seltzer PSA
A public service announcement about why you should not see the wastes of celluloid created by the no-talent hacks Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Also, here's ANOTHER reason not to see Disaster Movie... they're going to make fun of Heath Ledger. They're not going to make fun of any of his characters, apparently... they're going to make fun of him. And most likely his death. YOU PATHETIC MOTHERFUCKERS! I HOPE HEATH'S FAMILY SUES YOUR TALENTLESS ASSES FOR DOING THIS SHIT! HOW DARE YOU TAKE THE UNFORTUNATE PASSING OF A TALENTED MAN AND TURN IT INTO A COMPLETELY TASTELESS AND UNFUNNY "JOKE"! By the way, if you couldn't read the small font at the end, here it is: Paid for by the Partnership for a Friedberg and Seltzer-Free World. By the way, the whole Zackary Rosenstiehl story was a crock of shit, and all of the events told in that story were completely fictitious. Any resemblance to actual events or people, either living or dead, is purely coincidental. The creator of this PSA neither knows a Zackary Rosenstiehl or lives in Idaho. 8/30/08 UPDATE: I was reading through the IMDb message boards, and apparently there was no Heath Ledger/Joker "spoof" in this... thing. It was most likely taken out to avoid a backlash from Heath's fans. However, I am 100% sure that it will be put back in for the eventual unrated DVD release. And to that I say, fuck you once again, Friedberg and Seltzer. I hope you both die for making of him. And I hope it is very slow, and very painful. That is all.
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"Numb" by Linkin Park 8-bit version
Here's the 8-bit instrumental remix of Numb by Linkin Park. Credit goes to Linkin Park, the creator of the software used to make this, and the creator of the video that introduced the software to me. EDIT: Stop asking where you can download this. I have not posted it anywhere else, and I will not post it anywhere else. Just convert the damn thing to an MP3 file from YouTube Downloader or some shit. It's not like it's impossible to do or anything. Lyrics: I'm tired of being what you want me to be Feeling so faithless lost under the surface Don't know what you're expecting of me Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) I've become so numb I can't feel you there Become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you Can't you see that you're smothering me Holding too tightly afraid to lose control Cause everything that you thought I would be Has fallen apart right in front of you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) Every step that I take is another mistake to you (Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow) And every second I waste is more than I can take I've become so numb I can't feel you there Become so tired so much more aware I'm becoming this all I want to do Is be more like me and be less like you And I know I may end up failing <b>...</b>
"Cheetahmen Gone Wrong!"
Another short crappy speakonia video i made on my spare time. This was based on Garganchonimous's, "Secret Missing Episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy Gone Wrong" video. But this time i'm using the Cheetahmen sprites from Action 52 to have a few lulz. Enjoy! Original video : www.youtube.com Action 52 Demonstration : www.youtube.com
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Snog - The Last Diamond
Snog - The Last Diamond From "Third Mall From The Sun" Metropolis Records I'd like to sing a song of hope and revelation Of the joy and the mirth of our situation But the seas have all blown dry And the stars are stolen from the sky The seas have all blown dry And the stars are stolen from the sky And we've pulled the last diamond from the mine Yeah, we've pulled the last diamond from the mine Dig deeper into the mountain We're going deeper into the mountain We march and we sing And we don't smell a thing But the fish it stinks from the head Are we the walking dead? 'Cause we've pulled the last diamond from the mine Yeah, we've pulled the last diamond from the mine Dig deeper into the mountain Yeah, we're going deeper into the mountain
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