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The Internet In A Box!


Moss and Roy talk Jen into believing they've given her the internet which she adds to her speech!. One of the best comedies on TV at this time.


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The Future Of Gaming ?


Ortis visits the Max Planck Institute in Germany to look at the future of virtual reality


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The Great Freddie Starr


A clips from a 1996 show including Dale Winton & Garry Bushell


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The Race - Aston Martin V12 Vantage vs Man


Aston Martin V12 Vantage vs Tom Varndell


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Oliver Murs - X Factor (Hi-Quality)


Oliver Murs - Ollie is a 25-year-old office worker and a real Essex geezer. For some bizarre reason, his speech inflection totally put me in mind of the late Jade Goody. He turned up at the London auditions hoping to impress the judges. "What is your big dream?" Louis asked. "To be a pop star, and be famous, and sell records, and be an international superstar," replied Ollie. He sang Stevie Wonder's Superstitious and blew the audience and judges away. He easily sailed through to the Boot Camp stage of the competition.


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Some facts about the BBC TV Licence


What the BBC don't want you to know! - Visit www.tvlicenceresistance.info


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Modern Day Haunted House


Suzi and Ortis prepare for Halloween by setting up their own haunted castle. Using the latest automation sensors and special effects, they attempt to scare a guest.


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Sir Peter - Funny radio prank phone call


Funny radio prank phone call


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A Michael Jackson Tribute


Tribute to Micheal Jackson


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Extremely funny radio prank phone call


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CRT Televisions vs LCD Televisions


Well which one's better


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Ghostly Image Or A Trick Of The Light?


Ghost stories are not so easy to dismiss when there is photographic 'evidence' to back them up. Some of the most intriguing snaps are on display at the Edinburgh Science Festival. Professor Richard Wiseman is the organiser.


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Jim Davidson


Jim Davidson at his best


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Bodyguard 'Took Away Jacko Drugs'


Michael Jackson's British bodyguard Matt Fiddes has told Sky News how he confiscated prescription drugs and needles from the star in a desperate attempt to stop his use of painkillers. Jayne Secker reports.


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woman who says she went from age 23 to 73 in 'a few days'


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BBC TV Licensing & It's Lies


The BBC trying to intimidate people into paying them with false news article written by Public Relations people who also claim to work for BBC TV Licensing which isn't true


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9/11 Tapes Show Air Traffic Horror


Audio recordings, which reveal in real-time how US air traffic controllers and the military reacted to the September 11 terror attacks, have been released. There was also a phone call from an air stewardess in one of the four hijacked planes who said a person had been stabbed in business class and the cockpit was "not answering their phone". Speaking from on board American Airlines Flight 11, Betty Ong told the firm's booking agents: "Somebody's stabbed in business class. More - the-salfordian.com


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Voter On Why She Chose The BNP


The success of the BNP means Britain will send far right representatives to the European Parliament for the first time. Sky's Tom Parmenter met Diane Leech, who voted for the BNP for the first time in last week's elections. Does Lib-Lab-Con listen, do they frakkers like


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Hitler and Eva Braun fled Berlin and died (divorced) of old age in Argentina


Adolf Hitler faked his own suicide and fled to Argentina where he lived until a ripe old age, according to extraordinary new claims. Authors of the new book 'Grey Wolf: The Escape Of Adolf' believe evidence of the tyrant's suicide is flawed -- and that he actually escaped in 1945 to begin a new life with his wife, Eva Braun. But the claims have been ridiculed by leading historian Guy Walters who today branded them '2000 per cent rubbish.' More - the-salfordian.com


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XBOX 360 Scratched Discs


Another serious problem with the Xbox 360s, one that doesn't affect the console but could destroy the games you've paid a hefty wad of cash for. What's worse, Microsoft won't accept responsibility and in fact say it's your fault, not theirs. Complaints also extend outside the UK This problem isn't restricted to the UK either. The EU's Consumer Commissioner has written to Microsoft twice, asking why she's receiving so many complaints about the Xbox 360. Further still, in the United States, lawyers are organising a class action against the company. The law firm believes that Microsoft's stance, that Xbox 360 owners are cavalierly throwing their consoles around the room, doesn't make sense. It has spoken to a number of people who have insisted they didn't move the console at all.


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Muslim "asylum seekers" Breathtaking' £388k Benefit Scam


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Roy Chubby Brown


Chubby Brown at Blackpool & giving the facts LMAO


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Muslim Row: Whoopi Storms Off Show


TV presenter and actress Whoopi Goldberg stormed off the set of her chat show The View after getting into an argument with a guest, Fox News host Bill O'Reilly, over the controversial plans to build a mosque near the site of the 9/11 attacks in New York.


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Nick Griffin Speaks To Adam Boulton


BNP leader Nick Griffin tells Sky's political editor Adam Boulton his views on interracial marriages, islam and his forthcoming appearance on the BBC's Question Time.


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Investors Confirm Man Utd Takeover 'Summit'


A group of City financiers hoping to wrest control of Manchester United from its American owners have called on the club's global support network to get behind their campaign. The so-called Red Knights released a statement confirming Sky News' assertion that they met yesterday to discuss a possible takeover of the Premier League club. But the group said discussions were in the early stages and no contact had been made with current owners, the Glazer family. Members of the Manchester United Supporters' Trust (Must) were also privy to talks aimed at bringing an end to the Glazers' debt-heavy ownership of the club. The US family has already issued its own statement saying the club is not for sale.


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Jim Davidson


Jim Davidson - If I Ruled The World


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The Magic Challenge


Suzi Perry and Jason Bradbury accept the challenge of creating mind-boggling magic tricks. At their disposal is a heap of cutting-edge technology and the indispensable advice of a few expert magicians.


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The Mini vs The VW Beatle


Suzi and Jason pitch two iconic cars, the Mini and Volkswagen Beetle for Jon to decide which goes on the wall of fame.


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Trunk Monkey Compilation (new)


Includes 3 TV adverts and 1 radio commercial


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Granton Trawler


Documentary about the fishing trawler, "Isabella Grieg". We follow her from her base in Granton Harbour, in Edinburgh, right up the east coast of Edinburgh, up to the fishing grounds between Shetland and Norway. (Public Domain)


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Soldier Survives Being Shot Through Helmet


Private Leon Wilson must think he is the luckiest man alive. While serving in Afghanistan a bullet from an AK47 passed straight through his helmet, but left him completely unscathed. Here he describes what happened.


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U-Boat Surfaces On Canal


Pensioner Cyril Howarth has spent thousands of pounds building a replica of a WW11 u-boat on the Leeds-Liverpool canal.


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Does The Moon Affect Taste Of Wine?


The idea that wine tastes different according to the lunar calendar is gaining credibility. Retailers including Tesco and M&S now only invite critics to try their plonk on certain days. Wine taster Jamie Goode explained the concept to Helen Fospero.


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Britain today thanks to the Liberal/left


See what this country has come to due to the scum that's been left to grow in our gutters


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Million Gamers Banned From Xbox Live


It is believed that up to a million gamers have been permanently banned from Xbox Live for playing pirated games. Sky's Anna Jones speaks to Chris Lewis, European vice president of Xbox 360.


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Runaway Bus Crashes Through Russian Streets


CCTV has captured a bus, on which the brakes had failed, crashing though the streets of Perm, Russia, damaging 19 cars on the way. Four people were hurt, none seriously.


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China Shows Off Naval Military Might


China's normally secretive military has been putting on a show to celebrate the navy's 60th birthday. Peter Sharp reports.


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Loyal Dog Guards Grave Of Deceased Master


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Gordon Brown Calls Voter 'Bigoted Woman'


Prime Minister Gordon Brown is recorded calling a female voter in Rochdale a "bigoted woman".


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The left showing just how violent they can be!


Policeman Hurt As Protest G20 Heats Up . In the heart of London's financial sector a protest ahead of the G20 summit heats up. As police try to barricade demonstrators an activist injures a police officer - hitting him in the head with a pole.


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Argy Bargy: When Football Players Go Bad!


Riot police had to be called in after a player barged the referee at the end of an Argentina second division match. The melee quickly developed into a full scale punch-up between all the players and the coaching staff.


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*** Pub Finds Smoking Ban Loophole ***


For almost two years, the smoking ban has sent drinkers in England outside the pub to light up. But one landlady in Barnsley has found a loophole in the law that allows her customers to smoke indoors - legally. Sky's Tessa Chapman has been to meet her. Good on her I say. The no smoking ban should have never happened because it should have been left to the landlords and the public to choose!


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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare vs SAS veteran armed with live ammo!


This time on The Gadget Show, Jasons mission is to take on the SAS. While he stays indoors with a console and a copy of first-person shooter video game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, an elite ex- Special Forces veteran takes part in a real-life recreation of the game. Who will be the last man standing Jason with his console, or the SAS veteran armed with live ammo?


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Spooky! Haunting Photo Baffles Ghost Busters


An eerie image of a figure in period costume has spooked experts investigating apparent photographic evidence of ghosts. The picture, taken in May 2008, appears to show a man or woman in a ruff peering out of a barred window at Tantallon Castle. No mannequins or costumed guides are employed at the castle, and three photographic experts have confirmed that no digital trickery was used on the photo. Even confirmed ghost sceptic Professor Richard Wiseman, who led the study, admitted being puzzled. "It is certainly very curious," he said. "We ran it by three photographic experts and they said it hadn't been Photoshopped at all. "The figure appears to be in period costume, but we know 100% that Tantallon Castle is not the sort of place that has dummies or costumed guides - they just don't go in for that sort of thing."


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'Bigot' Gaffe: PM Says Sorry To Pensioner


Gordon Brown has personally visited grandmother Gillian Duffy to say sorry for calling her "bigoted" behind her back after a discussion on immigration, as Sky News' Niall Paterson reports.


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